3/16/24 – Spring Is Near and the Price Is Right – Buy One Get One Half-Off Pottery Sale

March 16th, 2024

Are you looking for a showcase? I’m ready for a showdown. 

If you’re in town, this is your time. The price is right. 

It’s time you come on down to A House of Pots; the time is right. 

A House of Pots

1620 w 74th way Denver CO 80221

Sat & Sun 11-6

There’s a buy one, get one half-off pottery sale on matching pots going on and I’m discounting great items for all willing participants*.

B.O.G.O.H.O., so you know, applies to all pottery in the store. 

* All you have to do to redeem Buy One Get One Half-Off pottery is show up and tag “ @ahouseofpots ” in a social media post while you’re here. 

Show me the post and take half off your matching sets. The game is set to match, right?

Plants are also for sale. You like those, right?

Plants aren’t B.O.G.O.H.O. You heard, right?

Coming up I-25 to Highway 36? The exit’s on the right. That exit is Pecos St, and the location is called A House of Pots with all the pottery above the fence in sight. 

No matter what I write, it’s true that you might not come on down from your high, horse, or your home near Horsetooth Reservoir for a visit; but perhaps you’re interested in taking me up on as many free things as you can carry. 

I assure you, the price is certainly right on lots of free things that I’m currently offering including:

TERRACOTTA for Kids, CASH DISCOUNTS, such as the B.O.G.O.H.O. deal on Multi Item Purchases, EXTRA POTS for Big Spenders, CUTTINGS & RESCUES upon request, BROKEN BITS & SHARDS for All, RESIN PLANTERS while Supplies Last, PHOTOS with Mr. A House of Pots Himself, POTTING SERVICES for Your Plants whether you purchased them here or not, and RANDOM PALLETS for Your Projects. 

But you don’t have to be Bob Barker, or reside outside Parker, or take two matching items to get great prices on ceramics though. Every customer receives a sweet deal. 

Regular plants and pots for sale at the shop cost between $1 and $150 for the most part. That doesn’t include extravagant cacti costing over $100, but does include 4 inch terracotta planters, a 16 inch glazed ceramic, 18 inch concrete egg shaped pots, 2 inch succulents, a 4 inch cactus, 6 inch philodendron, 8 inch monstera in a planter, and a 10 inch house plant; all individually, of course. 

If you want to set course towards the pots this weekend, search "Sherrelwood" or “A House of Pots” and veer near North Denver. If you have additional questions, message me at:

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For now, the shop is only open on the weekends from 11 and 6. Take your pick between Saturday and Sunday. But if things start picking up the way the often do during the Spring, might pick up some more regular weekdays to showcase these items as well. 

Just check the hours listed on Google for A House of Pots and you’ll know if and when I’m available, though I’m always open to making an appointment as well. If you’re only available weekdays, feel free to reach out the day of or if you find yourself in Denver as well. You might luck out and find that I’m at or near my shop. 

Have you been craving Pottery Jargon? Good. Because while I might not be a Gilmore, it’s no boast that I can fill more jargon into my pottery post than most on a good day. 

Alright? Happy? Nice and easy:

88 pottery jargon search terms themed after a Happy Gilmore fight scene? That was not nice and easy.

[ Commence nonsense, but, first, Youtube this clip: The Price Is Wrong - Happy Gilmore (8/9) Movie CLIP (1996) ]

All I know is that desert guy's driving me crazy with his garage / garden / ceramic sale content racing through my head. You know what else is driving me crazy? You not getting the ball to the B.O.G.O.H.O deal table for a hole in one. Don't push me, Bob. Now's not the time to tell Colorado about how they can trade extra time for nursery sized vegetable planters without inflation price hiking higher than a tree. I might be a jackass, (GROANING), but my potting deals on ceramics for outdoors are perfect for your deck. This guy sucks at finding Gainey in Colorado, growing vegetables, fruit, and other green goods, even in Italian terracotta, and even keeping a baby flower alive at his home. But what I am good at is having you consider climbing off your couch, leaving your laptop, and embracing the exterior world with a yard sale that’s ripe with bargain gardening. (DONALD LAUGHING) We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play with handmade modern Mexican pottery, ever, but this isn’t his first day on the cheap, surplus succulents Tour. He and Bob Barker are in the house and they’d never leave you on the outside looking in without a free with purchase maceta / planter. Now dead last in the Mile High in lifting weights, we’re running a family estate filled with euphorbia, xeriscape pottery, plants that grow with low water in their macetas, and land laden with value by design. 

I can't believe you're a professional golfer Happy Gilmore, tying in the fact I’m just editing movie or lyrical transcripts from time to time, or the fact A House of Pots continues to hold landscaping succulent trees in the 5280. Some think I should be working at the snack bar, or with outdoor tires, iphone sales, holiday décor, or as a cactus gardener; but I always tell them “you better relax, Bob.” 

And then they’re like “there is no way that you could have been as bad at planting as you are at fishing for compliments”, and that’s when I throw down my yucca plant, damaging its glazed container and crushing several house plants, and say “all right, let's go.” (GROANING) (THROWS FISTS AND CLAY POTS AT BOB THE PRICE IS RIGHT BARKER) You dig that, old cacti man? You want a piece of my backyard plants? 

I don't want a decorative piece of you. I want the whole landscape!

(THE ECONOMY / BARKER DELIVERS BLOW AFTER BLOW TO HAPPY / A HOUSE OF POTS, KNOCKING THE BUSINESS DOWN A PEG)

(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) Now you're gonna get it, Barter Bobby! 

The plant store near me recovers, takes three more hits from Barter Bobby, gets thrown to the ground by some plants near me. But the plant shop / pottery shop gets up and tackles Bobby down a hill. Your favorite pottery store near me ends up on top and the pottery shop near me lands a headbutt to Barker’s forehead. The B.O.G.O.H.O. sale prevails and you get these pots near me. 

FLOWERS MAN: Happy! The price isn’t wrong, which! (ever matching set you want is discounted)

COLORADO IN THE SPRING SEIZES CONTROL and GRABS HAPPY BY THE JUGULAR and DELIVERS THREE MORE DEVASTATING BLOWS: I think you've had enough with all this B.O.G.O.H.O. nonsense on pottery near me. 

No?

KICKS HAPPY / A HOUSE OF POTS IN THE FACE

Here’s a unconscious list of locations and their distances from Sherrelwood (0 mi.):

Superior (13 mi.), Northglenn (6 mi.), Westminster (2.5 mi.), Louisville (13 mi.), Broomfield (9 mi.), Golden (14 mi.), Federal Heights (2 mi.), Longmont (26 mi.), Erie (21 mi.), Parker (32 mi.), Thornton (5 mi.), Littleton (18 mi.), Boulder (20 mi.), Arvada (6.5 mi.), Commerce City (5 mi.), Front Range (1.3 to 130 mi.), Greeley (57 mi.), Castle Rock (37 mi.), Centennial (23 mi.), Lakewood (14 mi.), Loveland (45 mi.), Lafayette (14 mi.), Aurora (14-25 mi.), Denver (8 mi.), Fort Collins (58 mi.), 

Now you've had enough. (In Bob Barker’s voice) Biatch. 

[ Cease nonsense ]

*** If there’s anything to take from this deranged post, it’s that I’ve got lots of B.O.G.O.H.O. pottery and that you should help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered. Goodbye everybody. ***