I'm no masochist, but I'm so propane, you might as well call me the pottery game's Hank Hill.

I'm trappin' like Hank. I’ll catch your attention with pretty pictures then hold you up with a post filled with brochure-style information.

<< Clear sales pitch up front; slow fist pump with that brochure, on the side. >>

Bro, for sure, these pots are ride or die, like Hank Hill if you was finnin’ to try. 

My brochure of propane and propane accessories reads:

A House of Pots

1620 w 74th way, Denver, CO 80221

11-6 Saturdays and Sundays

Plants and Pots for Sale

Low, Low Prices

Multi-item Discounts

<< Graphic of Hank and Bobby holding 7 pots >>

If you need more information, pick up that Souphanousinphone and text:

<< 909 >> << 744 >> << 7708 >>

- or -

@ahouseofpots

^  (follow the real King of the Hill at the account above)

Terracotta : $1-40

Glazed Ceramics: $5-130

Cylinders: $25-150

Plants: $0 (cuttings) - $55 (pretty much)

<< Holographic of Mrs. Peggy Hill judo chopping a stack of clay planters >>

Don't try to come at me with that weak gas, like butane. I maintain good will with all my day ones, the Boomhauers, Dales, Bills, and even Kahns if you will. Return customers, beyond just the return discounts, are always welcome to come kick back a cold one and chill.

You don’t have to be up my alley for all the following that’s FREE … if you follow along with a Boomhauer voice on the count of three:

Dad gum broken pots

Dang ol’ rescue plants

Talkin’ ’bout terracottas for dem kids

No good pallets

All that dang cardboard 

Man I tell you what clay pottery pieces

Mean you got the styrofoam 

Nobody done free pottery with purchase

Did one of them nursery pots

Dang ol‘ love, man

It’s like this: dust in the wind man, or like a dang ol’ candle in the wind man. You gon — it don matter man it’s not the old oldies all the time man.

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<< No good pottery jargon, still in Boomhauer voice >>

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*** Dam it, Bobby. Get my keys ***

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