1/10/24 - Attorney & Pottery Client Privilege - Pots and Plants for Sale

I’m not an attorney.

I don’t even play one on TV. But, legally speaking, I can assist you with the acquisition of dozens of plants, pots, and other garden goods; even if that leaves you in less than good standing at home. 

Plant and pottery patrons always receive the utmost discretion and confidentiality with me. Regardless of whether you don’t need any more pots, or if you’re not permitted to bring home another plant, you can purchase here with confidence knowing that all sales are made in confidence. 

So if you opt not to disclose the full magnitude of what you bought, it’s going to take a pretty large subpoena to get me to talk. If your partner comes to the shop angered about funds transferred without authorization, I have no records of said transaction. If your better half demands you return half or work off the remainder, I’ve never met you. If your plant addiction puts you out of a house, we’ll fill up your new home with low, low prices. 

It’s my privilege to protect you from the price gouging that’s common throughout the Front Range. 

Welcome to A House of Pots, “The Home of Low, Low Prices™”

A House of Pots

1620 w 74th way Denver CO 80221

Sat & Sun 11-6

Here you’ll find a host of pots from $5-$60 and larger options from $65 and up that would cost well above $100 elsewhere. Most of the planters are glazed ceramics, though there’s plenty of terracotta, some plastic, and a little fiber concrete to boot. 

You’re unlikely to find any plants here that cost as much as a house payment and for the most part you’ll find the houseplants clocking in in the $10 to $45 range. It’s worth noting that the majority of the plants, whether a small cactus, succulents, philodendron, ZZs, pothos, snake plants and so on are on the low maintenance side and generally tolerant of Colorado’s dry air. 

It’s also worth noting that while I have plenty of plants for sale, legally speaking, I’m first and foremost a pottery shop / pottery attorney, not a plant business; so my selection of house plants is not all-encompassing. That said, let me know what you’re looking for and I’ll assemble a crack team of legal aides to aid in the search for your future prized possession. 

The number one promotion you’re obliged to as a pottery client is reduced prices on multi item purchases. You don’t need your attorney on hand to receive cash discounts or free add ons presuming you’re buying two or more items. Whether you grab any or not, I’ll plead the fizzifth (see Chappelle Show S2 E5) in the event of questioning. 

If you or your legal representation would care to pay me a visit, I’m only available on the weekends, Saturday and Sunday, from 11 am to 6 pm. Sometimes I’m available midweek, but without any reliability. Still, feel free to reach out about a mediation should you be in the area. 

I can be reached by at:

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@ahouseofpots

All the pots can be found in the North Denver neighborhood of Sherrelwood. If your spouse won’t let you garner more gardener gear, never forget, Sherrel would. 

In addition to a free consultation, feel free to take me up on any of these absolutely free items / freebies / free concepts:

Pallets

Plastic nursery planters

Assorted plant clippings while supplies last

Cracked pottery

Pottery shards

Potting services

Boxes and styrofoam

Photo ops

Exercise of the Fifth Amendment

Friendship

Chappelle Show quotes

Awe and wonderment

A plethora of pottery jargon

No attorneys are necessary to get your weekly dose of p. jargon:

Bring the outdoors inside with xeriscape plants as big as you’d find in a backyard, house plants that need as much water as a cactus, and macetas that are as at home outside in your garden as they are in your interior design. We love potting succulents, and there’s just the right succulent here to grow with your family. If you’re looking for a decorative ceramic for a fruit tree, several fruit trees, or spring flowers, we’ll save you some green on planters whether they’re landscape sized, or big enough for a single flower. If you value you a local bargain in the mile high, you and your deck will love my surplus pottery, arranged like a garage / estate / yard sale, which you trade a little of your extra time for to find yourself planting new container gardens in no time. The deals here are the kind no nursery will touch, because they’re buying outdoor glazed ceramics for more than I’m selling them to the good gardening folks of the 5280 for. It doesn’t have to be a holiday to add some euphorbia, yucca, pachypodium, or other cacti in clay planters to your garden. Not all planters are “cheap”, but there’s an element of “free with purchase” in all my deals. We’ve even got some Gainey décor for you and yours. 

Just for fun, here are some assorted distances to the plant store near me in Sherrelwood (0 mi.). 

UNDER 5 MILES from plants near me: Federal Heights (2 mi.), Westminster (2.5 mi.), Thornton (5 mi.), and Commerce City (5 mi.). 

UNDER 10 MILES from a pottery store near me: Northglenn (6 mi.), Arvada (6.5 mi.), Denver (8 mi.), and Broomfield (9 mi.). 

UNDER 20 MILES from this pottery shop near me: Superior (13 mi.), Louisville (13 mi.), Lafayette (14 mi.), Golden (14 mi.), Lakewood (14 mi.), Aurora (14-25 mi.), Littleton (18 mi.), Boulder (20 mi.)

UNDER 30 MILES to pots near me: Erie (21 mi.), Centennial (23 mi.), Longmont (26 mi.)

OVER 30 MILES before pottery near me: Parker (32 mi.), Castle Rock (37 mi.), Loveland (45 mi.), Greeley (57 mi.), Fort Collins (58 mi.). Pretty much everywhere in the Front Range is between 1.3 and 130 miles from the pottery mother lode. 

*** You do not have the right to remain silent to your friends about The Home of Low, Low Prices™ you beautiful plant bish you ***