2/12/22 - I'm Not Selling Enough Grass Planters … So They're for Sale

Grass planters …

all the kids are doing them.

Parents enjoy the fact that these grass planters are actually tabletop ceramic torches, or something, so kids have to earn, and learn, how to get a hole in this little diddy without busting the whole thing.

The whole family learns about diamond-tipped glass / ceramic bits, the effects of suboptimal drainage, and how to turn anything, even this boot, into a planter.

In no time, you'll be putting me and Boot Barn out of business, and you'll run the whole show.

To boot, I'll lose the deed to the land in a foot race with you for pinks, and boom, now you have a million dollars.

All because you bought six grass planters for your and the neighborhood’s children / grandchildren.

Besides, didn’t you say you weren't doing enough grass anyways?

I digrass, but while we're on the subject, I've got so many grass planters that it's time to trim the lawn.

$10 - one grass planter

I sell other things too:

Style: free

Swag: free

Plants: $5 - $150

Typical girthy plant: $30-$75

Terracotta pots: $1-35

Glazed ceramic pottery: $10-$135

Delivery: not free

Pallet wood: free

Cardboard that's drying out: market rate

Clay pots for tots: free

Shards: free

Shanks: free

Unsellable pottery: free

Milkshake: I have to charge

This grass is also greener:

Location: North Denver off Highway 36

Address: Message for details

Hours: 1030 - 530

Days: Sat & Sun

Special appointments: Yes

Wholesale: With license, yes

Phone: << 909 >> << 744 >> << 7708 >>

Social: @ahouseofpots

Grass planters: only for you

Pottery jargon for the win: Yes, sir

Broomfield ceramic jargon, pottery barn lovers unite. I am the holder of the grass pot. Hark, Denver, Wheat Ridge, and Brighton, planters, gardening, and cactus are my specialty. Boulder stoneware or porcelain is never more than a stone’s throw, so you can grow aloe knowing pottery the climbing gardener can keep is just south east of Westminster. Build a vegetable box with a fiber concrete cube if you’re hiking up this way from Centennial, Lakewood, or Caste Rock and I’ll include a free succulent, but not a monstera. A plant stand perhaps, but if you’re coming in from Greeley, Erie, or Longmont, you should know I mean a pot you turn upside down. If you frequent the estate sale circuit, I’m looking for mcm Gainey cache pots for indoor plants, succulents, and philodendron. House plants love a red clay, planter, as do most gardens, and friends that like fishing, pots, ceramics, and the city of Loveland. I’m more partial to Superior, Arvada, and Northglenn, but you can plant a tree garden in terracotta pretty much anywhere, including Louisville. So that the readers understand what pottery jargon is, and don’t think I’m on that grass again, here’s the remainder of my keyword list: garage sale, cacti, Federal Heights, Commerce City, Littleton, yard sale, Parker, running, green greenhouse, trees, Fort Collins, Thornton, Aurora, Golden

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