I’m going to let you in on a little secret. My boi Rudy here would really like you to get a hold of his private pots. 

See, all these planters displayed are private property; and it’s a high probability that the best ones are borderline exclusive and proprietary to this here pottery apothecary in so much as what you can find here, in terms of variety and price point, just cannot be found at any other locality. 

Rudy and I sell beautiful private pots from a private spot called A House of Pots from 12 to 6 on weekends, but sometimes midweek as well. You can Google us to find out any additional hours of operation:

A House of Pots

1620 w 74th way Denver CO 80221

Friday, Saturday, and Sunday 

Hours: 12 am to 6 pm

(Google the address to assess seasonal availability)

If you'd like to arrange a private appointment during the week to see our private pots, feel free reach out and grab us at:

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@ahouseofpots

While these private pots aren’t necessarily cheap, they do offer great value. With a liquidation sale on going, you’re able to manhandle my goods at 25% to 50% discounts. 

Handmade Mexican ceramics range from $10 to $100 in most instances. These private reserves are fair trade, ethically sourced, and custom to order for A House of Pots. 

Terracotta and standardized red clay pottery are priced well below market rate, with 9.8” pots available at $5, and range from $0.50 to $20 by and large. 

Imported glazed ceramics, the forte of this private enterprise, are as low as $5 for a 4” planter, average around $60 for a 16” pot, and typically run $90-100 on a 18” freeze proof, stoneware vessel. 

We’re boosting our private collection of plants in a big time way with more coming every week in advance of a substantial plant buy that’s only for private eyes. In excess of 1,000 houseplants will be making their way to Denver with the intent of being sold at prices so low that any self respecting private shopper will have a hard time saying no. 

And if you’re looking for bags of soil, look no further lieutenant, because I’m your private, with 27 pound bags available for just $12. 

So if you’re only looking to get into my plants, we’ve got a few weeks before you can really gander my bushel in private. It’ll surely appear a little untamed at first, but once you realize very little will be above $5-$35, odds are you’re gonna wanna get a piece of these privates. 

In terms of greenery, expect house plants like ZZ plants, pothos, succulents, little cacti, philodendron, snake plants, spider plants, monstera, alocasia, and a few things you may have never seen before. 

If you'd like to behold them, these plants and my private pots, feel free. Like planter, like pot, when you buy two or three, and leave a Google review, you'll get something free, like discounts, or maybe something small to medium you liked after taking a good look at my privates.

Let's circle back. I sell plants and planters. That's all. Terracotta, glazed ceramics, Talavera, bags of soil.

Though I'm told my private pots are much more impressive, I do offer free stuff like:

Pallets, broken terracotta giblets, cracked pottery, plant potting services, dirt for the private pots purchased on site, Little Timmy Gibbletts anecdotes (love that guy), clay pots for kids, you giving my private pots the "Test Drive Experience", which is what I call when a customer lifts up a pot to see how heavy and beautiful it is. It's not for the faint of heart, but feel free to move my private pots around to and fro to really get a good feel if they're for you. Really work those private pots. Free.

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You might be a little confused by what’s all going on here and what this all was; but if there’s anything that you should grasp from this encounter, it’s this:

It doesn’t matter if your hands are tied, whether or not you find Rudy attractive, or if you’ve got enough pottery already. For the love of all that is good, you should take your loved one by the hand and grab some private pots today.

*** And let us not forget, for not that much money at all, you might just get to see what Rudy’s private pots are all about ***

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