The call of plants and pots is in the air. It beckons thee.
Come hither, to:
A House of Pots
1620 w 74th way Denver CO 80221
The sweet melody you see isn’t just to behold, for it must also be held.
At A House of Pots we hold ourselves to the highest standards and thereby quest for the best pots at the lowest of low, low prices.
Tune into this sweet siren song along Highway 36 off the Pecos exit in North Denver on weekends from 11 to 6.
Message me with your inquiries; I’ll be sure to answer your call:
<< 909 >> << 744 >> << 7708 >>
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@ahouseofpots
Shhh. I have the answers to your questions here. Here’s my address:
1620 w 74th way, Denver, CO 80221
Hours: Saturdays and Sundays from 11ish to 6+ in Sherrelwood
Prices: 86% of the store falls between $5 and $60
Pots: $1 to $40 terracotta, $12 to $150 Mexican clay, $5 to $60 most glazed, $65 to $500 huge pots, $1 to $100 used pots
Plants: $5 to $80 covers 92% of houseplants on site
Plant types: general houseplants, snake plants, pothos, monstera, philodendron, cacti, succulents, dracaena, hoya, spider plants, and others that do well with light care in Colorado
Free: up-potting, bull shitting, rescue plants and cuttings on occasion, cardboard, filled mystery trash bags, styrofoam, ET phone home, occasional nursery planters, trinkets and “jewels” for children, sometimes free plants on Sundays if my guy pulls through; umm, fcuk, I don’t know, discounts, stuff like that
Payment: cash, venmo, credit card, apple pay, google pay, zelle, cash app, ham samsung pay, diner’s club international, in that order
Address again: 1620 w 74th way, Denver, CO 80221 (Sherrelwood)
Hours again: from 11-6 on the weekends, allegedly. I’m always late, so think 1120 as a word to the wise
Post theme: mermaids
Type of mermaid: a siren
But you’re a man: a merman
Pottery jargon: yes
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Alternate business days and hours: upon request, coordination, and confirmation
Best prices in town: definitely
A stronger merman than Jason Mamoa: certainly
Better vocals than Nickelack’s Chad Kroeger: possibly
Underlying message: these items are for sale
Should you google Nickleback: someday
Does a merman look like Nickleback: there’s only one way to find out
Wasn’t this like a rhyming thing in the beginning: I can’t recall
There was a song or something, a siren song: that’s right
Shouldn’t I put some lyrics here: probably
Never made it as a wise man. I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing. Tired of livin' like a blind man, I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling. And this is how you remind me.
This is how you remind me of what I really am. This is how you remind me, of what I REALLY am.
It's not like you to say sorry. I was waitin' on a different story. This time I'm mistaken, for handing you a heart worth breakin'. And I've been wrong, I've been down, been to the bottom of every bottle. These five words in my head scream, "Are we havin' fun yet?"
Yet, yet, yet, no, no. Yet, yet, yet, no, no.
It's not like you didn't know that. I said, "I love you," and I swear I still do. And it must have been so bad, 'Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you. And this is how you remind me of what I really am.
This is how you remind me of what I REALLY am.
It's not like you to say sorry. I was waitin' on a different story. This time I'm mistaken, for handing you a heart worth breakin'. And I've been wrong, I've been down, been to the bottom of every bottle. These five words in my head scream, "Are we havin' fun yet?"
Yet, yet, yet, no, no. Yet, yet, yet, no, no. Yet, yet, yet, no, no. Yet, yet, yet, no, no. Yet, yet, yet, no, no. Yet, yet, yet, no, no.
Never made it as a wise man. I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing, and this is how you remind me. This is how you remind me.
This is how you remind me of what I really am, this is how you remind me of what I really am.
It's not like you to say sorry. I was waitin' on a different story.
This time I'm mistaken, for handing you a heart worth breakin'.
And I've been wrong, I've been down, been to the bottom of every bottle.
These five words in my head scream, "are we havin' fun yet?"
Yet, yet, are we havin' fun yet? Yet, yet, are we havin' fun yet? Yeah, yeah (these five words in my head scream). Are we havin' fun yet? Yeah, yeah (these five words in my head).
No, no.
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<< No. NO. NO, NO, NO, NO … NO. NO.
NO, DO THE OTHER ONE. >>
How the hell'd we wind up like this?
And why weren't we able
To see the signs that we missed?
Try and turn the tables
I wish you'd unclench your fists
And unpack your suitcase
Lately there's been too much of this
But don't think it's too late
Nothing's wrong just as long as you know that someday I will
Someday, somehow
I'm gonna make it alright but not right now
I know you're wondering when
(You're the only one who knows that)
Someday, somehow
I'm gonna make it alright but not right now
I know you're wondering when
Well, I'd hope that since we're here anyway
We could end up saying
Things we've always needed to say
So we could end up staying
Now the story's played out like this
Just like
*** a paperback novel ***
Let's rewrite an ending that fits
Instead of a Hollywood horror
Nothing's wrong just as long as you know that someday I will
SOMEDAY, SOMEHOW
I'm gonna make it alright but not right now
I know you're wondering when
(You're the only one who knows that)
Someday, somehow
I'm gonna make it alright but not right now
I know you're wondering when
(You're the only one who knows that)
How the hell'd we wind up like this?
And why weren't we able
To see the signs that we missed?
Try and turn the tables
Now the story's played out like this
Just like a paperback novel
Let's rewrite an ending that fits
Instead of a Hollywood horror
Nothing's wrong just as long as you know that someday I will
Someday, somehow
I'm gonna make it alright but not right now
I know you're wondering when
(You're the only one who knows that)
Someday, somehow
I'm gonna make it alright but not right now
I know you're wondering when
(You're the only one who knows that)
I know you're wondering when
(You're the only one who knows that)
I know you're wondering when
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* I’m pretty sure both those song were about pots *
** Punch line for the d-bags at home: if this is TLDR, your time invested was non-fungible, and thereby you cannot have your nickel back **
*** For the one’s keeping score at home, I copy and pasted not one, but two Nickelback songs, verbatim, in alternate formats, and you read or gleamed them both, completely; pottery and plants truly are a siren song ***
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