8/6/22 - A House of Pots - Pots and Plants for Sale - It’s Called A House of Pots

It’s called A House of Pots.

All that you see is the establishment known as A House of Pots.

Here, you’ll find plants and pots housed in a pseudo residential setting with pricing that rivals big box competition like Harm Depot, Blows, Y’all Mart.

You won’t find a big corporate set up here, but you will find more pottery than anywhere and everywhere else combined all at once. You’ll also find multi item discounts, sales tax inclusive low, low prices, and the occasional freebie because I like your face.

There are no employees, it’s just me, and I’m only available 11-6 on the weekends, which are typically Saturdays and Sundays by definition.

I am the definition of TLDR, and if you just want my address, so that you can come and give me all the monies, message me here:

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@ahouseofpots

You may not have gathered that you can find my information by searching for “A House of Pots”, or that you can view the moves of Denver’s one true postman day-by-day on Instagram, and that’s ok. We’ll take this moment to reiterate that both of these things are true, and that there’s lots of photos and videos on the Gram (@ahouseofpots) should you need more.

More information, you say?

Terracotta pots are the most reasonably priced options I have, ranging from $1 to $35 on 2.5 to 18 inches. Immediately, I can counteract this notion with my line of handmade Mexican clay planters, which cost more per unit than my average pot, and can cost $25, $35, $45, and $70 on the 6-, 8-, 10-, and 12-inch cylinders shown in the cover image.

If you’re looking for other colored cylinders, yes, I have you covered, from 6 to 18 inches.

All the plants pictured at A House of Pots are for sale, and are generally $5 to $45, with your odds and ends, like Philodendron Pink Princess, costing more than others.

Other pots for sale include low cost plastic planters, freeze proof, glazed ceramics ($10-140), local hand thrown pottery, and free nursery planters littered around the property.

If you like free litter, then I have a litany for you, as well as other free, low value items and services that may just lead you to A House of Pots. My litany of litter includes:

Garbage

Trash

Dookie

Rubbish

Tomfoolery

Those nursery pots I mentioned

Broken pottery

Pottery pieces

Terracotta shards

Clay pots for your kids

Cuttings and rescues on occasion

Cardboard

Anecdotes

Incomplete sentences

Widgets

Maybe some recyclables

Recommendations for local garden businesses to give your business to

Suggestions for which local garden businesses deserve a brick from a speeding vehicle

Unlimited vehicles for segues, non sequitur conversations, and you giving me money

I’m often asked, “Ian, (that’s my name by the way), what forms of payment do you accept?”, to which my answer is typically “all”; unless you come at me with some Apple Pay, Samsung Pay, or Google Play. Homie don’t play those sort of games, but your credit card, cash, and digital payment apps will do you just fine here.

If you wanted to find here, but you forgot that I mentioned the biz is called “A House of Pots” and you neglected to see my contact information because frankly this is TLDR and reading is more difficult that skimming, assuming, or making shit up, look for me off Highway 36 near the Pecos exit in North Denver. I’ll be the one with the most fcuking pots you’ve ever seen floating above the fence line, just begging for your patronage.

Ask your friends if they’ve heard of me. Odds are they’re already patrons. And if they’re not, bring ‘em, and I’ll fix that, proper.

Here’s the part of my posts where I prop up my own searchability with my sales prop known as “Pottery Jargon”. The p. Jargon you’ve come to know and love usually looks like this lately:

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But, so you know, at any point I could put in a little effort and make that p. Jargon shine like as follows:

Cactus and succulents sound like they’re both plural, but they’re not. Brighton isn’t the easiest place to find a planter or tree pot, so come on down to my yard sale where gardening ceramics grow on trees like monstera on a moss pole.

Watch yourself Denver, because I might just start putting in the effort again.

Ok, let’s see here. I told the people my dba, A House of Pots. Check. I told them about some prices, discounts, and how to find me. Check. I checked their literacy and whether their reading comprehension merits a visit. Check. I didn’t say anything about accepting personal checks, but since we’re checking, I prefer that the funds come from your checking account via card or Venmo. If that’s all you have, a personal check will work in a pinch. Check.

I mentioned my hours and days of operation, 11-6 on Sat & Sun. Check. Did I mention I wholesale to small and larger businesses? If you’d like to monetize some plants and pottery, check me out. Check. Can I make this post even longer and painful for anyone who is reading this against their will? I’ll check.

Check out this sick list of terracotta pots I offer:

4.8" cabo pot

6.5” cabo pot

10" cabo pot

6.3" tiger pot

8.3" tiger pot

12.2" tiger pot

2.5" standard terracotta

4.3" half cone

4.3" terracotta tall scratch pot

5.5" rolled rim

8.3" bulb pan

9" slightly ribbed bowl

9.8" standard terracotta

11.4" standard terracotta

13.4" terracotta high bowl

13.4" terracotta low bowl

13.8" painted black tall pot

14.6" azalea pot

15" terracotta rolled cylinder

15.7" painted gray tall pot

16.9" standard terracotta

18.1" terracotta standard

20.1" wide low bowl

13" clay tecate cylinder

16" clay tecate cylinder

6" clay deep cylinder

8" clay deep cylinder

10" clay deep cylinder

12" clay deep cylinder

5" square bordato

12" short clay square

12" clay color bowl

4" wash pot

8" wash pot

5" clay liberty bell

I think I’ve made my point, but let me check one more time:

4.8" cabo pot

13.8" painted black tall pot

6.5” cabo pot

8.3" bulb pan

9.8" standard terracotta

15.7" painted gray tall pot

5" square bordato

15" terracotta rolled cylinder

6" clay deep cylinder

8.3" tiger pot

11.4" standard terracotta

12" clay deep cylinder

8" wash pot

12" clay color bowl

12" short clay square

20.1" wide low bowl

6.3" tiger pot

13" clay tecate cylinder

5" clay liberty bell

4.3" terracotta tall scratch pot

8" clay deep cylinder

16" clay tecate cylinder

12.2" tiger pot

4" wash pot

9" slightly ribbed bowl

13.4" terracotta low bowl

10" cabo pot

18.1" terracotta standard

14.6" azalea pot

2.5" standard terracotta

4.3" half cone

13.4" terracotta high bowl

5.5" rolled rim

10" clay deep cylinder

16.9" standard terracotta

Sh!t, that’s not what I meant to do. This is what I meant to do:

16" clay tecate cylinder

8" wash pot

4.3" terracotta tall scratch pot

6.3" tiger pot

16.9" standard terracotta

4.8" cabo pot

12.2" tiger pot

5.5" rolled rim

10" cabo pot

8.3" bulb pan

11.4" standard terracotta

12" clay deep cylinder

9" slightly ribbed bowl

6.5” cabo pot

14.6" azalea pot

13.4" terracotta low bowl

13.8" painted black tall pot

20.1" wide low bowl

15.7" painted gray tall pot

5" square bordato

5" clay liberty bell

12" short clay square

13" clay tecate cylinder

12" clay color bowl

2.5" standard terracotta

8" clay deep cylinder

18.1" terracotta standard

8.3" tiger pot

15" terracotta rolled cylinder

9.8" standard terracotta

4.3" half cone

10" clay deep cylinder

13.4" terracotta high bowl

4" wash pot

6" clay deep cylinder

*** A House of Pots, where IDGAF about TLDR, only low, low prices ***