7/23/22 - Low, Low Priced Pottery - Plants + Planters for Sale

What are low, low prices?

I’m glad you asked.

Low prices match market leaders or are priced even lower than big box competition to beat up bigger businesses with even better pricing.

Pioneered by A House of Pots, low, low prices are another level below low prices all together.

Beginning from a foundation of best in market pricing, low, low prices better even the best low priced effort. Low, low prices provide discounts on multi item purchases, include the sales tax in all advertised prices, and even find ways to sneak free items into the transaction.

Low, low prices know you think you’re entitled to the best prices within 1,000 miles or anywhere on the Internet, and then give them to you.

Low, low prices blow all nurseries, garden centers, and plant shops out of the water; and hell, even Blowes when they try to step. They also choke out Harm Depot just for good measure.

How do you know my prices are low, low for certain? You, a non pottery professional, probably don’t, but rest assured I live a life assured of the pursuit of high value pottery. You don’t get to have this much without bridging the gap between high quality and low prices, which I do, with the best of them.

Low, low prices don’t care about bridges burned, businesses shuttered, or families put on the street. They meet market demands and exceed expectations by taking less per unit than you would have assumed or others can offer.

Low, low prices are my milkshake, and they bring all the boys to the yard. And they like when my pottery is better than yours. Damn right my prices are better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge.

$1-35 on terracotta. $10-100 on most glazed. $25-220 on cylinders. $4-20 on plastic. $5-100 on plenty of plants, but $5-45 on most succulents, cacti, philodendron, pothos, ZZs, houseplants, so on, and etcetera.

So yeah, they’re not all for free, but the prices are low, low, so you should follow up and message me for the address:

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@ahouseofpots

For free, we’ve got all of the following for free:

Broken terracotta bits

Pallets, plant cuttings, rescues, and nursery pots on occasion

Wholesale information

Cardboard, styro, and other packaging materials

Plants for accompanying children

Freebies for bulk purchases

Discounts

What else am I forgetting on the low? Ah, yes, the hours of operation. Find these pots and plants from 11 to 6 on Saturdays and Sundays. Yes, there are other times we could meet, but these are the only times when you can come by unannounced with no risk of disappointment.

Other useful information is that I’m located off Highway 36 adjacent to the Pecos exit in North Denver. This pottery jargon is useful as well (to me at least):

Northglenn, Wheat Ridge, yard sale, Aurora, Longmont, pot, vegetable box, estate sale, ceramic, Erie, Arvada, cement, Centennial, planters, Greeley, Parker, garden, philodendron, Superior, hiking, gardens, pots, Brighton, Thornton, running, tree, Denver, Lakewood, cactus, terracotta, succulents, red clay, Littleton, Boulder, grow aloe, plant, mcm, Commerce City, trees, jargon, pottery barn, pottery, Castle Rock, planter, stoneware, Loveland, green greenhouse, Louisville, climbing, Federal Heights, Golden, monstera, Broomfield, Westminster, cacti, garage sale, plant stand, Fort Collins, fishing, porcelain, gardening, gardener, succulent, plants, ceramics, holder

*** What was the point of all this? Who cares? The prices are low, low ***