7/2/22 - The Secret of How I Sell Plants and Pottery So Low

It’s been said that for me to sell this many pots at such incredibly low prices, I must know some kind of secret; and it’s true.

There are many secrets to my success, and I’ll tell you all of them. But first, a word from our sponsors:

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Come on down to A House of Pots, where we've got a lot of pots.

Are you in the Greater Denver Area or are you willing to drive to the I-25 / Hwy 36 interchange? Great, because so am I.

We've got pots, whether you want a lot or just a little. Purchase by the single or the lot, and save lots, on lots of pottery, plants, and pots.

For this weekend and every weekend thereafter, we're including multi item discounts with every purchase. Pair best in market pricing with bundle savings that can't be beat.

But if you want a price that truly can’t be beat, try free, absolutely free. Free garbage. Free refuse. Free cardboard. Free styro. Free discounts. Free items with purchase. Free clippings or plant rescues on occasion. Free Rudy references. Free clay pots for tots. Free, free, free, free, free. Free.

Feel free to come on down, 11 to 6, maybe a little earlier or later if needed and you give me a heads up, on the weekends, which are Saturdays and Sundays. A House of Pots is available for appointments other days, but no special effort is required on the weekends.

We’ve got some sexy cylinders, 6” to 18”, affordable to expensive. Your typical clay pots lay somewhere in the $1 to $35 range. Glazed ceramics, $10 to $100+. There’s even big plastic and resin pots between $5 and $20.

Come on down.

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A House of Pots is not affiliated with the following Pottery Jargon

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P. jargon:

Wheat Ridge, let the band play. Northglenn, yeah, porcelain. Broomfield, all I need is one sale, a couple plants by the bales, came in this pottery barn sh*t by myself.

Young Rudolph, why you say fcuk his Arvada girl? Uh, gardener shit, 'cause I'm a planter player.

Greater Denver’s Quarterback, no NFL. Drippy in ceramic Chanel (Drippy). Playin tree' hide and go seek in the cactus mansion with my lil' aloe girl (Aurora). Ceramics elevator was too crowded, so I looked for new stoneware. The whole gardening industry was hatin', so now I give the competition hell. Pottery business man, I invest a whole million in the Boulder male.

Yeah Fort Collins (yeah), yeah Brighton (yeah), yeah Parker (yeah), yeah (Centennial).

I-I-I treat monstera like some shoes, I cop 'em by the pair

Philodendron like when I grab them from the greenhouse and put them in the air

In this Commerce City, I'm more important than the succulent mayor

Red clay ten years straight, I set the prices, no hiking, I swear

I got you fishing, lookin' for a plant Flippa (where he at?)

I let terracotta ride like a bicycle

I pulled planters out, running garage sale, simple

Quarter milli' for all this pictured

I had to run up them garden digits (run it up)

Loveland know that I'm the sickest (for real)

Lakewood know that my plant stand the littest

Skip out on my yard sale and dismiss all your feelings

*** All I need is one sale — Young Rudolph ***

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*** YT: Songs by Young Dolph and look for the one that sounds like “1 Sale”, listen, then understand the secrets of my ways ***