4/9/22 - Seven Simple Steps to You Giving Me All Your Money for Pottery - Plants Also for Sale

It’s simple.

I have the pots you need and you have the monies I want.

I propose an exchange, and you can give me all your available money for pottery, ceramics, or plants, in seven simple steps:

STEP ONE:

Read this sales post. Read every word. Every last one. Even the pottery jargon at the end. You don’t actually have to, but go ahead if you want to.

STEP TWO:

Secure the address. You can do this a few ways. Most often someone will message me and ask me for the address:

<< 909 >> << 744 >> << 7708 >>

- or -

@ahouseofpots

Alternatively, you can Google search for my North Denver pottery business off Highway 36 and the Pecos exit. Look for something resembling A House of Pots.

STEP THREE:

Make time on the weekend. Maybe you don’t have time this weekend. Maybe you only have enough money to give me all the monies in a week or two. Whenever you do, plan to visit on the weekends, Saturdays and Sundays, between 1030 am until 530 pm.

STEP FOUR:

Drive to North Denver.

STEP FIVE:

Announce your arrival. Walk in the open side gate. Text or call that you’re on premise. Knock on the locked front door. Just really let that locked door have it. Come right on in. Not through the locked door, but that open side gate from earlier.

STEP SIX:

Gander and meander. Consolidate your interests. Ask the costs of items. Determine if the house plants priced $10 to $35 fit in your budget or whether you’re stretched at two large 20” planters for $100 each or not.

STEP SEVEN:

Collect your discounts. Whether they’re in the form of price reductions on purchases or two or more items, or free ceramic pottery from your qualified purchase of several items, you’re purchasing items, so you’ve completed the seven steps from having given me no money to all the monies.

For that, you deserve step eight.

STEP EIGHT A:

Yes, all the plants are for sale. Technically some aren’t, but if you want those ones, it just means you have good taste. Lots of plants are $10 to $35, but not all. Some larger cactus are over $100. Depending on the size and type of ZZ plant, it could range between $20, $30, $35, $45, or more. This logic applies to most house plants, but you deserve to treat yourself.

STEP EIGHT B:

This step is supplementary. Whether you’re giving me all the monies or not, you’re welcome to my low value add ons free of charge. We’ve got small nursery planters, the plastic thin kind. There’s clay pots for tots, for the kids in tow. There’s weathered cardboard, for the ride. I’ve got broken pottery shards, for your yard, and cracked pottery, for the DIY repair guy. And pottery jargon.

STEP NINE:

P. jargon:

trees, succulent, pottery, Broomfield, Northglenn, cacti, Littleton, gardens, Westminster, monstera, holder, running, grow aloe, pots, fishing, yard sale, Denver, Erie, terracotta, Brighton, Commerce City, Aurora, Boulder, Louisville, pot, cactus, ceramics, Centennial, gardening, gardener, ceramic, Wheat Ridge, Greeley, estate sale, vegetable box, planter, Lakewood, succulents, Longmont, tree, plant stand, porcelain, Arvada, garage sale, cement, Parker, climbing, mcm, Fort Collins, planters, Golden, Loveland, hiking, Thornton, Federal Heights, jargon, pottery barn, plant, red clay, Castle Rock, stoneware, philodendron, Superior, green greenhouse, plants, garden,

STEP TEN:

*** Repeat your steps ***