5/16/21 - The Home of $30 Hanging Plants - Pothos + Pottery for Sale

Welcome home.

Here you can comb through a healthy supply of potted, unpotted, and hanging plants that are ready to uproot their existence and come home with you.

Of course, you can purchase a pot or two for these new plants you chose, or take the liberty to inverse the order if you so choose.

What’s most important is to not lose your cool after seeing all these pots, plants, and pothos crammed into one spot.

There’s lots. That’s what we got. And it’s sold in lots, or individually, whatever you want. Two or more items merits discounts and qualifying purchases receive complimentary pottery.

Even if you don’t spend enough to receive both a discount and free pottery, I promise to be complimentary. Have I told you how good your garden looks lately?

If you’re looking to spruce up your interior for $30 or less, I have just the plant. Behold: Epipremnum aureum, the golden pothos. Conveniently housed in a 6 inch hanging nursery planter, you can hang this low maintenance house plant in just about any nook and cranny in your home.

With at least a dozen other hanging types similarly priced, you’ll be hanging with a better crowd in no time.

Overall, plants range from $7.50 to $45 by and large, though there are free rescues periodically as well as large cacti over $100 perennially. Succulents are my focus, though there are non succulent plants as well.

On the pottery side, items range from $10 to $80 on nearly all items, though colorful glazed options are growing sparse until resupply. I still have lots of large and terracotta items, but new fuchsia 18 inch planters for your side entrance are presently lacking. Feel free to ask if I’ve resupplied yet.

While you’re at it, ask me for my address, as I didn’t list it. The shop is located off Highway 36 and the Pecos exit, but like I’ve mentioned, I haven’t posted my precise address. Ask me for that via this post or through:

<< 909 >> << 744 >> << 7708 >>

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@ahouseofpots

Since the weather is nice, I’m offering weekday hours for the first time in a long time. In addition to my standard 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. hours on Saturdays and Sundays, I’m available on Wednesdays and Fridays from 2 p.m. to 7 p.m. as well. I do have the flexibility to come earlier or stay later midweek, but assume I will be available in shop on these days, but not on Monday, Tuesday, or Thursday.

I’m fast, loose, and free with all of the following:

Terracotta pots for kids

Rescue plants and cuttings on occasion

Pallets

Broken pottery

#B4B

Nursery pots

Good times

Discounts with purchase

Pottery jargon

==== Feel free to stop reading ====

pot·ter·y jar·gon

1: the technical terminology or characteristic idiom of special entities, Ian Bramlett and A House of Pots

2: obscure and often pretentious garden language marked by circumlocutions and long sentences to enhance post searchability

3: confused unintelligible language that probably has something to do with pottery

4: why are you still reading this; for the love of all that is decent, stop reading

==== I mean I told you it was jargon ====

Hey you, euphorbia lover, looking to land a bargain while fishing for pachypodium? If you’re thinking of ceramic while you’re biking, you’ll dig these cactus plants I’ve been potting in clay platers. House plants are great, but have you tried trees in outdoor glazed free with purchase tree pots? If not, here’s how you can mile high gardener. Get yourself outdoors and get your car out of the garage. Double check the hours and directions on your laptop or iphone so you’re not racing towards succulents, pottery, or a great garden deal last minute. Point your tires towards Sherrelwood and get ready for a holiday in North Denver. Put on some water sounds for your drive and envision finding the perfect landscape maceta for your deck. Trade weeks-worth of wages for landscaping deals that will make your loved ones weep. Receive a vintage MCM estate sized Gainey that’s the classic nursery design and perfect flowers, decorative vegetables, or a massive yucca (just my style). You don’t have to barter for a divorce-worthy amount of ceramics before you get one for free or extra cheap, but it won’t hurt your odds. Assemble your family of desired planting implements, Italian terracotta or otherwise, and I’ll choose a container or two from the set that you can take home free of charge. Maybe you’ll chose a succulent that looks like a ball and cannot grow year round on the exterior of your local 5280 property, and I’ll toss in a complimentary pot to take it inside your house with. Maybe you choose eight matching pieces of xeriscape planter décor, I can yard sale you one for free as the fruit of your labor, because putting extra macetas on the table is never outside the realm of possibility here. So forget your tablet, save some green, and get value planting and gardening, couch potatoes. Colorado is a desert, and we have to hit the ground running if we want our backyard flower gardens to beam with surplus cacti, vegetable plants, baby climbing plants, and the weights of many, many filled pots.

==== Distance makes a difference ====

I’ve done this before, and I’ll do this again. Just for fun, here are some assorted distances of how far you’ll need to drive to come give me things at the shop in Sherrelwood (0 mi.).

UNDER 5 MILES: Federal Heights (2 mi.), Westminster (2.5 mi.), Thornton (5 mi.), and Commerce City (5 mi.).

UNDER 10 MILES: Northglenn (6 mi.), Arvada (6.5 mi.), Denver (8 mi.), and Broomfield (9 mi.).

UNDER 20 MILES: Superior (13 mi.), Louisville (13 mi.), Lafayette (14 mi.), Golden (14 mi.), Lakewood (14 mi.), Aurora (14-25 mi.), Littleton (18 mi.), Boulder (20 mi.)

UNDER 30 MILES: Erie (21 mi.), Centennial (23 mi.), Longmont (26 mi.)

OVER 30 MILES: Parker (32 mi.), Castle Rock (37 mi.), Loveland (45 mi.), Greeley (57 mi.), Fort Collins (58 mi.).

*** Hang in there, pal. $30 pothos are just a visit away. ***